Something is terribly wrong with this application. I couldn’t create the menu bar!

Odd … you have at least System 6.0, but WaitNextEvent is not implemented. I don’t know what you’re going to do about it, but I’m quitting.

It looks like it’s been way too long since you’ve been to your computer dealer. You need to have at least System 6.0 before I can run.

I’m sorry, but I got pride. This computer is way too old for me to run on. I’ll need a Mac Plus or better.